More money than brains

Here's a perfect Christmas gift for the wealthy vapid. This piece features traditional red laquer over Japanese hardwood and is elegantly suspended by a black silk cord. Your's from Tiffany and Co for a mere $190. (plus tax and shipping)

What a deal, huh? It's a fucking wooden disc that's painted red and hung on a string. For only $190! Maybe you're the type of fool who will drop a pile of money on garbage just because it's name-brand. If so, act now...they may sell out. There hasn't been a "deal" like this since a bunch of natives got a whole bag of beads for a junky island we call Manhattan.