Tom Delay to be fingerprinted

Tom Delay's lawyer was hoping he wouldn't have to go through the shame of being fingerprinted and processed, but even conservative bloggers agree that the law is the law.

Still, Iraq did just have a referendum, maybe Tom can claim his inky fingers are just solidarity with brave Iraqis.

Or he could claim it as part of the up-or-down vote campaign (which Tom will support 10 times more than most people). See, there's lots of ways to spin it besides looking like an ordinary criminal. (Aside: ordinary criminals get chased down by cops, not grand juries)