The Greyhound Code

When your weekend involves spending 4 hours on a Greyhound bus with only a USA today and The Da Vinci Code, wierd things happen.

I'm pretty sure there's a hidden message in Susan Page's front page story "Furor erupts over NSA's secret phone call database."

And I think that message might be: "Führer balls Rover. Press opts to eat caca and tease UN."

I blame Dan Brown.